As we all know, getting drunk can call for tripping, slurring, breaking your brand new high heels, fighting, getting slapped in the face, and worst of all, drunk texting. As if it isn't enough that you're blowing dirty diaper smelling breath all over this cute guy's face and hugging/suffocating him with your sweaty arms, you then shoot him a text later that night that reads like a four-year old trying to speak swahili. On top of that, that four-year old swahili reading text is actually code for a booty call, which you will surely regret the next morning when that cute guy rolls in your bed and he is actually Shrek. It is at this moment that you think that maybe you had one too many drinks.
Don't worry, everyone! There is a solution! Instead of emptying your wallet at the local bar or liquor store you can spend a few bucks at the supermarket and use some of the following recipes for "mocktails." Not to worry, these drinks look, smell, and taste even better than the real deals. Just swap the six or seven cocktails for the mocktails and you're good to go for the night! If you prefer, you can get your buzz on with some real liquor and then delve into these recipes for a no-blackout night:
For more recipes and mocktails, you can click on this link http://www.drink-recipes.org.uk/mocktails/.
Enjoy your drinks and have a safe weekend!
~College Girl
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